ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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