You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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