Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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