Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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