My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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