i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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