i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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