waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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