I need help removing her.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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