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What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??