Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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