I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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