so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
how drunk are you?
Several
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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