I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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