I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sorry about my life...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
