whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm both gender and math confused
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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