whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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