I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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