Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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