Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize