he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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