OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
