I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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