i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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