STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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