Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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