I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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