Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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