its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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