I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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