She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Two words: nipple clamps
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