Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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