It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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