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This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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