My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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