Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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