girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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