Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Come on in and take your pants off
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