I'm going to jail i love you
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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