Duck Duck Cougar?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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