I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
porn star boner night. come get it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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