absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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