dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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