i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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