Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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