it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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