So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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