it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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