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I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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