if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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