He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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