Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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