Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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