it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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