Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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